Amorc

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Marco, a Jewish virgin that has a tongue like a razor blade yet the heart of a teddy bear. On first appearance you are almost guaranteed to hate him and vice versa, so much so that if you don't, slsk gives you your money back. If you are female, this can be combated by sending him n00dz, preferably rare ones, that no-one else has seen. Males, don't have such luck, although its likely if you are good at trolling and hating on people such as subsy and !elba, whilst remaining neutral regarding the wonder of amorc, he may begin to see you as an ally.There are many many of his wonderful quotes hidden in the memories and user infos of good ole regular slskers that can only aspire to be as scathing and sexually frustrated as he. Oh, and he likes blood, and the thought of killing people, with power tools, in a shrink-wrapped room.

[JamieDeath] I sleep with the landlord, I don't have to pay rent
[amorc] btw im the landlord

[amorc] Today this girl talked to me
[spiffy] and you tried to reply but you got nervous and somehow managed to throw up on her blouse instead

[amorc] why is bella so horny all of the sudden
[amorc] i can't say i hate it
[amorc] but DAYMAN GIRL

[amorc] bella is a special kind of woman
[L'Appassionata] true

[L'Appassionata] can you speak french or spanish?
[amorc] si
[amorc] spanish
[L'Appassionata] kay threesome time
[amorc] french, not so much
[L'Appassionata] no no that's okay
[L'Appassionata] jeff can speak french to me
[L'Appassionata] you can speak spanish
[L'Appassionata] and be my love slaves

[amorc]jason, you're a disease

[amorc] What's preventing you from devouring a child?
[amorc] The law?
[amorc] Don't be a pussy

[jason1384] me and amorc were just pm'ing each other on our love lives
[amorc]

• (8:26) [jason1384] i wus gonna go by and se her but her moms was dropping her son off to her at work
  
• [amorc] I don't give a fuck
  
• (8:26) [jason1384] why not?
  
• [amorc] Why would I
  
• [amorc] How does that apply to me
  
• (8:27) [jason1384] cuz its me
  
• (8:27) [jason1384] im me
  
• [amorc] This information is not relevant to my interests
  

[amorc] Is that what you mean by "pm'ing each other on our love lives"?

[amorc] this one time i took my dad's f150 (harly davidson edition) to school, wearing my black leather jacket, and of course this stupid fucking kid has to hit my dad's truck
[amorc] so i get out
[amorc] and this kid is shaking
[amorc] and he even called me SIR
[amorc] it felt so badass