DOES THAT MAKE ME GAY?

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One time Wulfclaw was watching romantic comedies with another guy at the drive ins. THis put him into an existential meltdown which resulted in the asking of the question, "DOES THAT MAKE ME GAY?" Luckily Shadowwalked answered with, "IT'S ONLY GAY IF YOU MADE EYE CONTACT." This resulted in the spawning of the 13th mutated seal. JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO GO SWIMMING.

Things That Make You Gay

• Anal sex with males, but only if you talk to each other after
• Giving blowjobs, if you're not doing it for money
• Pooping, but only if you liked it
• Looking at pictures of cocks. There are no exceptions