Dana

From BluWiki

[professor] dana is like angkar in khmer rouge cambodia, an amorphous, ominipresent, omnipotent abstract ideal, an entity that hovers over indie chat, influencing our every thought and deed

A methamphetamine success story. Speaks several languages, knows the answer to all your homework, can cook, chat, study, style hair, floss teeth and carry on a cladestine forbidden love with a teacher ALL WHILE WEARING TRACK PANTS.

Reads and speaks Arabic and Farsi. Probably looks up bomb making on the Internetz. KEEP AN EYE ON HER.

Tributes

Since time immemorial, Dana is the traditional recipient of all your creepy stalker PMs. A typical exchange is reproduced below: http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/9545/siberianek5.jpg