EmiFoSho
From BluWiki
- The heart, soul and President of the indie room. Alternatively, a recent floozy blow-in.
- A 17 year old Mormon sexual deviant. Loose as a goose. Meat curtains hang to her knees. What do you expect, she got broken in at age 12.
- a canker on the frowning lip of humanity and slsk. see also: 'syntactical misery awaiting a food overdoze suicide accompanied by a fux-o-thon necro-pig-funeral'
- Rumored to be sprouting ass antlers, used to spar potential mates and hunt prey.
- How many aborted babies will it take to cause Emi to stop having unprotected sex with strange, older men?....The world may never know.
- Known to be HIV positive
Emi seems to thrive on the constant abuse which rains down on her like so much rain in Glasgow.
She has recently released a long awaited series of acclaimed nude piano recordings which are available upon request.
Quotes
[] baby mao [] its pretty sad that people are so obsessed with some fat teenage girl
[Loss Leader] Emifosho is probably the indie here i admire the most
[pilldozer] dexter, not to be crude, but if you put a little vaseline on your head I am sure it would easily slide into emi's pussy
[EmiFoSho] Good sex has to be wrong sex
[EmiFoSho] sex in public, sex with dogs, sex with men twice my age...
[EmiFoSho] Haha
[EmiFoSho] Put that in my article thingy
[EmiFoSho] Who here can get me some heroin?
[EmiFoSho] I need my electric toothbrush
[nikolai_] why
[nikolai_] do you need that
[nikolai_] are your teeth dirty
[nikolai_] i suspect not
[nikolai_] there is more to this
[EmiFoSho] Yeah, my electric toothbrush gives me multiples
[EmiFoSho] It's fantastic!
[EmiFoSho] Since it vibrates
[EmiFoSho] I don't insert it
[EmiFoSho] I just rub my clit
[EmiFoSho] I've used my PS2 controller
[EmiFoSho] that was pretty good
[EmiFoSho] That's how I got my first orgasm
[EmiFoSho] When I was like 13
[EmiFoSho] Hahaha
[EmiFoSho] God
[EmiFoSho] I need an older man to fuck
[myspace.com/nullVandvoid] yeah more Emi Wiki
[myspace.com/nullVandvoid] that's what keeps me going
[EmiFoSho] Haha
[EmiFoSho] Emi wiki is the best
[EmiFoSho] I think mine is really the most entertaining to read, not because it's me, but because of the hawtt ps2 electric toothbrush action
[EmiFoSho] You know?
[squiggy klane] GOD I WOULD SQUEEZE EMI'S BREASTS TILL PUS OOZED OUT
[squiggy klane] AND MAYBE I'D SQUEEZE EMI'S PUS TIL BREASTS CAME OUT
[EmiFoSho] Wanna cyber?
[Kid Canary] no
[Kid Canary] gtfo
(23:30) [EmiFoSho] Awww
(23:31) [EmiFoSho] Please?
(23:31) [EmiFoSho] I won't tell
[Kid Canary] no
[Kid Canary] ERNIFOSHO
(23:31) [EmiFoSho] Baby
(23:31) [EmiFoSho] Haha
[Kid Canary] yeah
(23:31) [EmiFoSho] You know you think I'm cute
[Kid Canary] pwnt
[Kid Canary] no, emi, i really don't
[Kid Canary] or whoever you are
[Kid Canary] Agent Fuckface of the FBI
(23:32) [EmiFoSho] Hahaha
(23:32) [EmiFoSho] What's wrong with me?
[Kid Canary] hey
[Kid Canary] tell your boys at the pentagon
[Kid Canary] I'm willing to operate for pay
[Kid Canary] I can become an operative
[Kid Canary] obviously I'm slicker that snot on a brass doorknob
[Kid Canary] seeing as how I found your little game out
(23:33) [EmiFoSho] But I don't work for the FBI
(23:33) [EmiFoSho] I'm a 17 year old girl from California!
[Kid Canary] no
[Kid Canary] i'm not cybering you
(23:33) [EmiFoSho] Call me
(23:33) [EmiFoSho] You're cute
[Kid Canary] now gtfo
[Kid Canary] before I punch you in the clitoris
(23:33) [EmiFoSho] Are you from California?
(23:34) [EmiFoSho] I might like that too much
[Kid Canary] No
[Kid Canary] I am from minnesota
[Kid Canary] well
[Kid Canary] wisconsin
[Kid Canary] but I live in minnesota
[Kid Canary] for now
(23:34) [EmiFoSho] Oooh
(23:34) [EmiFoSho] I hear it's pretty there
(23:34) [EmiFoSho] I want to go to Duluth
[Kid Canary] no
[Kid Canary] you don't
[Kid Canary] duluth has a city ordinance against bingo wings
[Kid Canary] sry
(23:35) [EmiFoSho] Whatever
(23:35) [EmiFoSho] You don't have to be so mean
[Kid Canary] you don't have to be such a slut
[Kid Canary] but we all make choices in life
[Kid Canary] and I'm happy with mine
(23:35) [EmiFoSho] what have I done to you?
[Kid Canary] its not so much what you DO
[Kid Canary] so much as it is what you DON"T do
[Kid Canary] like shutting the fuck up
[Kid Canary] by the way, say hello to the bluwiki
[Kid Canary] cause that's where this shit is going
[MyCuRsE06] i can jus picture it now.....im also naked sitting at the top of a hill with my sandwich and cigarette (smoking it through a biro). im also wearing a bo tie for the occasion. Emi is completely naked playing some classical music at the bottom of the hill with some peanut butter smeared all over her pussy
[New Folder] emi ill give you 10 dollars for everyday you dont make me vomit
[New Folder] emi ill give you 10 dollars for everyday you dont make me vomit
[New Folder] emi ill give you 10 dollars for everyday you dont make me vomit
[New Folder] emi ill give you 10 dollars for everyday you dont make me vomit
[New Folder] emi ill give you 10 dollars for everyday you dont make me vomit
[New Folder] emi ill give you 10 dollars for everyday you dont make me vomit
[New Folder] emi ill give you 10 dollars for everyday you dont make me vomit
[New Folder] emi ill give you 10 dollars for everyday you dont make me vomit
[New Folder] emi ill give you 10 dollars for everyday you dont make me vomit
[New Folder] emi ill give you 10 dollars for everyday you dont make me vomit
[pilldozer] aww emi is really a cute little girl! <3<3
[pilldozer] how could I have not seen this before
[pilldozer] meow emi you are so cute meow meow
[pilldozer] want to be kitten buds?
[01:31][] Emi [] I'm not smart [01:31][] Emi [] I have the IQ of cabbage [01:31][jerkstore] emi's mad she doesn't have the IQ of something she actually likes to eat [01:31][jerkstore] like cheesecake
[JD420] emi fucks dogs
[amorc] JD420, thats not true
[amorc] She just lets them eat her out
[01:55][] Emi [] I am hungry [01:55][] Emi [] fuck [01:55][] Emi [] I suck at being anorexic [01:55][] Emi [] CHEESECAKE TIME
[EmiFoSho] I know that the only way people are going to like me is if I talk about my masturbation adventures and take n00dz
[EmiFoSho] I just accept it as an inevitable truth
[m i t c h e l l] emi needs to be repsected...she could probably suck a dick right off
[radagast3000] emi is the kind of girl that would shoot horse and then have sex with a horse
[radagast3000] don't let her claims of being drug-free fool you
[EmiFoSho] I am human
[EmiFoSho] Half orc...
[EmiFoSho] But whatever
[elsbieta] [EmiFoSho] sex in public, sex with dogs, sex with men twice my age...
[elsbieta] sounds like a dude
[elsbieta] it's probably an old pedo
(15:24) [UnnamedUser] i wont beat around the bush the reason im pming you which is probably completely transparent is i would like to discuss the matter of the link to emis n00dz
[EmiFoSho] I want to fuck men
[ricky ricardo] hey emi i duno wats worse u fucking black janitors at ur school or u fucking junkies on slsk for drugs
[EmiFoSho] If anyone is interested
[EmiFoSho] is coldhead here?
[EmiFoSho] I got some preludes & n00dz ;)
[coldhead] oh WONDERFUL
[coldhead] thank you emi! <3
* coldhead puts the razor away
[EmiFoSho] Anything for you, coldhead ;)
* jaybird13 sucks emi's nipples
[EmiFoSho] Haha.
[EmiFoSho] It's a recording of me.
[coldhead] are they actually n00d recordings emi?
[jaybird13] i really love emi
[EmiFoSho] Would you like it?
[EmiFoSho] Of course coldhead.
[jaybird13] emi is good on the piano
[coldhead] YAY!
[coldhead] this is the greatest day in slsk history
[jaybird13] thats be sexy if emi played bach on the pano while n00d
[EmiFoSho] will you still fuck me when I'm 18?
[why should i care] only if i can put it in your butt
[EmiFoSho] k
[EmiFoSho] if I wanted to
[EmiFoSho] I could look all hot in my pictures
[EmiFoSho] but I choose to show the true me
[EmiFoSho] I have a new dealer :)
See also
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/ech2145/newpics12435582.jpg
http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/ech2145/newpics12435480.jpg
