Fresh Start Story

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(it is summer. Malcolm is sitting on his couch with his best friends Horace and Jared)

Horace: We are going to have the best summer.

Malcolm: Well ya!

Jared: OK, but are we going to spend the summer just playing your XBox 360 Malcom?

Malcom: No. We should make a promise. We are each going to have sex this summer.

Horace: Wow. You are sneaky. But it sounds fun!

Jared: Same here!

(suddenly, Vanessa, Malcolm's mother, comes in)

Vanessa: Malcolm, we need to talk about something.

Malcolm: Sure, ma.

(they go into the kitchen)

Vanessa: Malcolm: I don't know how hard this will be on you: we're moving to New York City.

Malcolm: Damn!

Vanessa: Watch your mouth! We still have a few more days before father will be coming back from Taiwan and helping us pack.

Malcolm: But what about my summer?

Vanessa: It's still summer in New York.

Malcolm: And Horace and Jared?

Vanessa: You'll find new friends in New York.

Malcolm: Damn!

Vanessa: Stop uttering profanity!

Malcolm: Give me a break lor. It's hard to take in.

Vanessa: Now, go back to your friends. Have some fun.

Malcolm: (under his breath) Like hell I will.

(he goes back into the living room)

Malcolm: Guys, I have an annuncement to make.

Horace: McDonald's for dinner?

Malcolm: No. In a few days, I am moving to New York City.

Jared: Wow! You'll be in the land of the stupid people.

Malcolm: God, that's rude. Most Americans are quite smart.

Jared: Yeah, well, my pen pal from Connecticut says that they spend once a week spending a class period on math because their level scores are so low.

Horace: Jared, you're being an incredible racist.

Malcolm: Yeah, just like that Gabiel kid a few blocks away.

Horace: Now thatt's a racist.

Malcolm: Well, you guys better get going. You'll be late for your dinner.

Jared: My mom will cane me!