John smif.

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John smif. is a homo. His boyfriend is pilldozer. He rams beavers up his butt and says hello to pigeons. His favourite color is the number 7 and he loves chewing on peoples discarded pieces of chewing gum he finds lying on the ground. Sometimes his stomach growls in hunger as he releases another heroic belch from his bowels but oftentimes it does not. If you meet this man in a dark alleyway for gods sake run the other way and fast !

john smif. the elusive orphan of indie that begged his way into bluwiki and right to the top of text foodchain is commonly known for his visceral flirting with the grim reaper as he taunts siberian husky into wild and enigmatic games of fatal consequences on yahoo.games.com. when he isnt cruising the net in his Volvo, looking for a Russsian Roulette round of word racer, he is cold lampin it in indie like a wall flower painted in glow in the dark colors. Leave your expectations at the door with this one, lest you dare dabble with hollow elations for the days are long.

deja loves him

[17:51][dejaentendu.] and the only black character was acually blue or something
[17:52][NegativeNeighbor] lol, skeeter
[17:52][dejaentendu.] i think im going to paint smif blue so i can take him more places
[17:52][dejaentendu.] and honk his nose

Quotes

[john smif.] arnt you like 4kilograms
[john smif.] or w/e that shit is
[17blowstoyourmind] hahahhh
[john smif.] 10 stones
[john smif.] idk

[john smif.] id like to thank jesus for my bluwiki
[john smif.] well god
[john smif.] and jesus to a lesser extent

[john smif.] im pro money

p.s. ladies (and gents):

[john smif.] ill mary anyone who would let me name my son eggbert
[john smif.] really

More Quotes:

[john smif] i sent the queen a beanie baby stuffed with my asshair

• john smif puts on raping socks

[john smif] sar im gonna rub your booty with flour and make ass cakes [sar6] imma kick you in the teeth and make shut the fuck up cakes

[john smif] i like my women like a like my boys

[john smif] bbl im going to a gay bar

[john smif] id punch a girl in the face if she farted in my mouth when i tried that [john smif] unless it was a crack fart

[CointeIpro] smifs a huge fuckin sweatervest wearin dork [CointeIpro] fuckin dork

[john smif] i dress like a grown ass man looking for young ass pussy

[john smif] im hung like a small dog

[john smif] voltron just walk up to a girl and talk to them like a straight thug
[john smif] tell them you wanna drive mad fast on the highway while smoking a blunt
[john smif] switching mad lanes
[john smif] the point of life is to look cool as hell