MZA Boeing
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A recent discovery of the Turkish scholar Idi Yot, was the existance of an ancient fishing, hunting or smoking implement known as the boeing.
It is not clear whether the boeing was used for fishing, hunting or smoking weed, but Dr Yot is deeply committed to teaching the controversy concerning the use of the boeing.
If you combined a boomerang, an atlatl, a slingshot, a bong, and a handful of nastily barbed fishing hooks, you would have something that is almost, but not completely, totally different than a boeing.
However, Dr Yot is pretty sure that a boeing has hooks, which immediately sparked off the debate that Swampthing's holy books might in fact have been entitled Hooks of [the] Boeing.
Of course, Wongists insist that he is wrong, but literalists point out the uncomfortable fact that recent translations of the text make no mention of any boeing.
Dr Yot counters that the texts were incorrectly translated. He also pointed out that since the other two sects disagree with him, that there is a controversy, and that this controversy should be taught to new converts, along with literalism and Wongism.
Dr Yot is currently recovering from an attempt to construct a working boeing.
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