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insidious

[insidious] WRITE ABOUT ME [insidious] 80's metal dudes ROOM [insidious] http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=144187979

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Possesses the most annoyingly elaborate now playing message in the indie room:

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It's me, your Dad

[It's me, your Dad] MY TOP TEN WINDOWS FILES > 1. DESKTOP.INI 2. CONFIG.SYS 3. ADDREG.EXE 4. CRTDLL.DLL 5. COMMAND.COM 6. IDS.INI 7. MCM.DLL 8. MOUSE.DRV 9. MOUSE.HLP 10. MODEM.CFG

It's me, your Dad's favourite Slsk Indie quotes!

• 13:11:40 [Rayful Edmond Jr] beer residue in mah stomache
• 13:11:40 [Rayful Edmond Jr] need to induce vomiting
• 13:11:48 [Rayful Edmond Jr] heart cooks brain put a pic of u up
• 13:11:48 [Rayful Edmond Jr] should do the trick

• 22:20:43 [pilldozer] oh man, i wanna get a girl to suck me off while i have gas, then as she makes me cum in her mouth i take two pieces of bread and hold them by my ass and fart onto the bread, then say to her "here, eat this fart sandwich you filthy slut"

• 00:27:34 [Spunge] i masturbated in the park in a bush on 2 consecutive evenings

• 18:35:51 [SACC0FACE] we had a fight and then made up and now were are like such good friends

• 21:02:50 [pilldozer] MY DREAM DATE WITH LUCY LIU IS TO BRING HER TO A REALLY NICE FRENCH RESTAURANT AND ORDER OUR MEAL FOR US WITH ME WEARING A TUX AND HER IN A REALLYNICE AND EARTH SHATTERING EVENING GOWN, FROM THERE WE COULD GO BACK TO MY PLACE AND HAVE SOEM WINE, AND FINISH IT ALL OFF WITH ME SUCKING ON HER TOES

• 21:45:47 [osci][ator] it's a bunch of gays trying to out do one another in here again apparently.. frantically googling for abstract shitty films and praising them with over exagerated artistic merit within a hyperbolic nonsensical mess of grammar

• 19:05:42 [dog1977] Now Im not gay, but honestly, i never understood why chicks liked gay guys and not a real man like Clint Eastwood.

• 23:05:07 [frownIand] I'M NOT GAY BUT I REALLY LIKE HORSING AROUND WITH MEN

• 12:55:16 [It's me, your Dad] nothing beats a really hot, LOUD, smelly fart
  
• 12:55:16 [presch] ya never really hear bout it
  
• 12:56:24 [It's me, your Dad] have any of you guys ever put a large quantity of talc into your arsehole, then farted it out again?
  
• 12:56:29 [It's me, your Dad] i love seeing the little cloud appearing
  
• 12:56:44 [presch] hehe thats nasty
  
• 12:57:05 [TeddyMonsoon] i think we have the subject of your site
  
• 12:57:14 [It's me, your Dad] i'd love to see that too, man
  
• 12:57:20 [It's me, your Dad] it's very interesting
  
• 12:57:22 [It's me, your Dad] and also kind of sexy
  
• 12:57:50 [It's me, your Dad] i'd like to see nelly furtado's ring when she was farting
  
• 12:58:02 [It's me, your Dad] she looks like she blows out really loud beefy ones
  

• 22:06:47 [exzebache] i hate you dad

• 22:23:52 [Z1989915] if u are wearing glasses and the girl is wearing glasses while you are making out
• 22:24:18 [Z1989915] they make a soft sexy clicking sound as they touch each other

• 20:54:10 [footling] my boyfriend gave me a mannequin leg for christmas

• 00:20:40 [mrhat] I caught shania twain routing around my garbage with a band of renegade racoons that she has trained to steal paperwork from bins to steal identities

• 20:55:03 [im joking] I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT MYSELF, YOUF UCKING GAY

• 13:22:43 [Kingston*187] its me your dad ..you are a fucking Jack ass .....talking shit about other people ..Speak for yourself you Inbred

• 22:55:58 [Lupus] i go the greyhound station and have oral sex with african american gentlemen in the bathroom once a week
• 22:56:18 [Lupus] i guess thats being social

• 23:59:30 [rucker] it's me, your dad what if sudy doens't feel like showing a pic, how about your fuck off dad..

• 14:37:14 [death of a clown] WHY ASK WHY FUCKFACE
• 14:37:14 [death of a clown] REEHEEHEE!

• 21:42:00 [brown and pink] yup sure takin care of business hey has anybody seen my frisbee it has my name on it it says sage francis..i think it might be on the street

SharingPicsOfMyExGirlNaked

Possibly the most honest username on slsk. Unfailingly self sacrificing. Everyone should try to be more like him.

shoe

[shoe] im a shoe

Ah Map

[Ah Map] well it was just I used to live opposite this guy and he shoved a suicide note under my door
[Ah Map] and then I didn't see him for a couple of days
[Ah Map] and I started to think
[lead hot] what did you do ah map
[Ah Map] what if he is dead in there?
[Ah Map] and his brother came round
[Ah Map] and we got the landlord to open his door
[Ah Map] and he wasn't in there dead
[Ah Map] but there was all these mystic sigils and pentangles and pentacles on the floor
[Ah Map] and the landlord said "what's he been doing in here...trying to summon demons?"
[Ah Map] and I said "yeah...mostly baphomet...but don't worry he's not a real demon"

David the Goose

[David the Goose] Hello there. My name is Josh. I love music. I was forced to compose my first song, and after surprisingly good comments on the piece, I made my next one, then another one, and so on. It became an addiction. I started composing more and more, trying different things. I learned from anyone who was willing to teach me anything, and I still do. I'm not one to sit down in front of my equipment, and force myself to make a song. Every song I have made, was started by inspiration. Overall Iv composed a wide variety of music, including the genre's: techno, trance, breakbeat, hip hop, rock, metal, heavy metal, bhangra, classical, experimental, arnbient, turntabilism, and more.

[David the Goose] Music is more then just entertainment, at least for me. Music is an experience. Music can be described as a journey. An everlasting, blissful journey, that never ceases to surprise you, entertain you. I'm not only a composer, I'm also a DJ. And I'm loving it. Lastly, the greatest favor you could do, is listen to my music, and tell me what you think of it. This way you can be part of my journey, if even for a limited time. I'm not one to ignore my audience, I keep every single comment, criticism, in mind. Thank you!

[David the Goose] my music is better than anything you listen to.
[David the Goose] guys listen to my music here: www.myspace.com/theshoq
[David the Goose] it's great i think you'll like it!
[coldhead] David the Goose, you should download Himplar folder

rawfan

(11:11) [coldhead] u lady
(11:11) [rawfan] no
(11:11) [rawfan] u
(11:12) [coldhead] no


[rawfan] what u ware
[mariannna] i ware on pyjamas.
[rawfan] u underware
[mariannna] stop that.
[rawfan] im sorry

Fast Food Awareness

[Fast Food Awareness] a burger king employee said he witnessed "people dunking fish fillets in mop buckets at burger king." he added: "i personally saw someone wipe earwax on a bun at burger king when i worked there as a kid." he also said a guy he knew who worked for mcdonald's told him he jacked off into the mayo. when he asked him why, he replied: "i just wanted to watch someone eat my nut"