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This is the ALL NEW website for fantasy football for interested fans. The point being that you can update all the important stuff yourself, so it should be more up to date... mainly because Mellor is such a busy-bee doing all his important German stuff and can't be bothered with it any more. Go on now, click on the button on the top right that has a pen and paper symbol, or any of the "edit" signs next to the section headings.
Overall Honour Points
- ZFC 4968.18
- FCB 4433.16
- HOF 3853.14
- ANN 2898.98
- SHW* 3211.35
- SDE 2820.1
- RHR 2791.25
- MSK 2312.1
- BSK 1620.06
- TNP 1321.88
- BVO 1074.29
League Table 2007/08 Season
| Team | Position | 1st Half | 2nd Half | Total | ||||
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| FCB | 1st | 234 | 282 | 516 | ||||
| ZFC | 2nd | 199 | 255 | 454 | ||||
| HOF | 3rd | 202 | 210 | 412 | ||||
| RHR | 4th | 193 | 199 | 392 | ||||
| SDE | 5th | 177 | 203 | 380 | ||||
| SHW | 6th | 165 | 182 | 347 | ||||
| MSK | 7th | 143 | 134 | 277 | ||||
| BSX | 8th | 151 | 123 | 274 | ||||
| ANN | 9th | 106 | 130 | 231 | ||||
| TNP | 10th | 81 | 115 | 196 | ||||
| BVO | 11th | 59 | 53 | 112 |
Worthy Links
- Player Scores
- Player Stats
- The Old Website
- Player Scores for second half of season
- Team Scores for 2006-2007
- Accounts and Players owned
- Marky's Home Page
- Yellow Hat and the C.A.C.C
- Sister site (Hall Cricket)
News and Transfer Rumours
Moved Here: http://bluwiki.com/go/NFFRumours
New Transfer News
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ANN |
BSX |
BVO |
FCB |
HOF |
MSK |
RHR |
SDE |
SHW* |
TNP |
ZFC |
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Almunia |
Arsenal |
2.05 |
Gk |
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Alex |
Chelsea |
2.55 |
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HOF |
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Benjani |
Pompy |
2.85 |
Att |
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5.8 |
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6.8 |
HOF |
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9.87 |
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Philippe |
Mexès |
Roma |
1.5 |
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1.5 |
HOF |
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Ricardo |
Quaresma |
Porto |
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HOF |
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5.2 |
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Jermaine |
Beckford |
Leeds |
1.5 |
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1.5 |
SDE |
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Belletti |
Chelsea |
2.5 |
Def |
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SDE |
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13.57 |
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de Ridder |
Brimingham |
1.7 |
Mid |
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1.7 |
SDE |
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4.34 |
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Fabianski |
Arsenal |
2.15 |
Gk |
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2.15 |
SDE |
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Thomas |
Graveson |
Everton |
1.65 |
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1.65 |
SDE |
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Johnson |
Man C |
1.65 |
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SDE |
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9.99 |
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Taylor |
Newcastle |
1.8 |
Def |
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4.81 |
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Eidur |
Gudjohnsen |
Barca |
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Havard |
Nordtveit |
Arsenal |
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1.5 |
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ZFC |
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3.67 |
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John |
Utaka |
Pompy |
2.85 |
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2.85 |
ZFC |
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Matt |
Derbyshire |
Blackburn |
2.95 |
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5.97 |
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Nicklas |
Bendtner |
Arse |
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ZFC |
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Danny |
Simpson |
Man U |
2.3 |
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Laursen |
Villa |
1.85 |
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1.85 |
ZFC |
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Carson |
Villa / liv |
2.2 |
Gk |
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ZFC |
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Ashley |
Young |
Aston Villa |
2.05 |
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ZFC |
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Craig |
Gardner |
Villa |
1.65 |
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ZFC |
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West H |
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Gk |
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Wheater |
Mid |
1.7 |
Def |
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MSK |
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Dempsey |
Ful |
1.75 |
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MSK |
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Black |
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Club Pages
Athletico Nightnurse
See also: ANN: The Unofficial Fantasy Site
| Name | Club | Points |
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| T Kuszczak | MU | 4 |
| J Carragher | LIV | 17 |
| W Gallas | ARS | 16 |
| JA Riise | LIV | 12 |
| G Pique | MU | 5 |
| S Wright-Phillips | CHE | 11 |
| F Malouda | CHE | 7 |
| X Alonso | LIV | 6 |
| G Boateng | MID | 4 |
| D Drogba | CHE | 21 |
| H Helguson | BOL | 3 |
Others
- Hilario CHE
- Lauren POR
- J Djourou BIR
- Daniel Alves (Sevilla)
- F Ljungberg WH
- G Fernandes MC
- KP Boateng TOT
- D Zokora TOT
- M Alonso BOL
- Herald Goulan ???
- L Lita RDG
- V Bojinov MC
The Blosaxicus
First Team:
Verified
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Jose Reina Joseph Yobo
Mickael Essien
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right lads, couple of new signings this year bolstering things in midfield and at the back so we are expecting good things. Also the hopeful transformation of Dean Ashton from being the new Darren Anderton to Mr Healthy is like a new signing up front. Bent-y has had a great pre-season and with Robbie Keane boging off to Liverpool he might actually play. Hopes are also high that young Babel will break into Liverpool's first team and that with the arrival of Big Phil, Essien will play some games in midfield rather than being wasted at right back.
We expect a strong mid-table performance
Transfer Policy
We are not a selling club (unless you want to buy Kevin - been in my scoring team every year - Kilbane)
Barry Venisons Supermarket Opening
This is the team that most regularly hits the bottom. Oh yeah, hitting the bottom and working the middle. Hittin' the botton and workin' the middle. It's on FIRE!
BVO Staff
| Chairman: Rob "Rim Me" Chaimbermaid | Manager: Barry Venison | Minder/Fixer: Robert George | Physio: Pamela Anderson |
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BVO Players
- Unverified
| Player | Points | Position | Team | Information |
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Franck Queudrue |
6 |
Defender |
Fulham |
F*** C*** Bollox
FCB is run by the FCBB. It is not the most beloved of all the Fantasy Football Teams but it soon will be as all the glory hunters come and sing.
At long last the inevitable victor of 2007/8.
A picture of the sad demise of the clubs previous manager.
The Chairman: Mikey Tweedie-Quarter-Psmythe
Stadium:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:VicenteCalderon.jpg
See Also:
FCB: The Unofficial Fantasy Site
The F*** C*** Bollox Official Site
The FCB Squad
- Verified
Update 1/08/2008 (0r 8/1/2008 for Skydder)
| Squad No. | Position | Player..................... | Points | Team | Information................. | |
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Goal Keeper |
Tim Howard |
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Everton |
25 Mil |
New Signings
Diego Cavalieri Goalkeeper Liverpool 2.5 Million
Fabio Aurelio Defender Liverpool 2.5 Million
Andrea Dossena Defender Liverpool 21 Million
Giovani dos Santos Midfielder Tottenham 10.5 Million
Joao Moutinho Midfielder Reserve 3 Million
Aaron Ramsey Midfielder Arsenal 2.5 Million
Vagner Love Striker Reserve 5 Million
Mustapha Riga Striker Bolton 2.5 Million
Total 49.5
Available Players
Although the FCBB does not consider FCB to be a selling club, they are mistaken and no player is considered to be above the interests of the club. Any offer will be listened to with due dilligence and headphones and weighed against whether it equates to the players value to the team. (See above for estimated value)
See also: Available Players
Hoops of Fury
Has-beens, where are you now?
HOF Players
- Unverified
Goalkeepers
David James, Manuel Almunia
Defence
Sami Hyypia, Gael Clichy, Dan Shittu, Michael Dawson, Tal Ben Haim, Gary Cahill, Gareth Bale, Micah Richards, Curtis Davies
Midfield
Frank Lampard, Morten Gamst Pedersen, Stiliyan Petrov, Charles N’Zogbia, Gary O’Neil, Matthew Etherington, Jimmy Bullard, Sanz Luis Garcia, Steed Malbranque, Arjen Robben
Attack
Aiyegbeni Yakubu, Henri Camara,
Thierry Henry, El Hadji-Diouf, Seol Ki-Hyeon, Fernando Torres, Freedy Adu, David Nugent
Queeries
- Nathan Ellington (Not in Tim's Records),
- McMahon? (In the list of players you own)
Markys Soccerball Kickers
Chairman: Marky McSkydder (pictured above).
Manager: Bear Grylls (as seen on TV and in motels)
Ex-Manager: Fleürgen Klinsmann (sister of Jürgen)
Location: Sunny California
Reserve Team: Doyles Delinquents
Team Physio: Dr. Phil
Team Religious Idol: The Almighty
Team Motto: "Ignorance and fear created Markys Soccerball Kickers; fancy, enthusiasm, or deceit adorned them; weakness worships them; credulity preserves them, and custom, respect and tyranny support them in order to make the blindness of men serve its own interests" Baron d'Holbach
Team Philosophy: Whereof one cannot loz it up, thereof up to one must it be lozzed.
Motivational Team Photo of the Day: Astronomy Picture of the Day and Cheerleaders.
Team Pirate: Maddox
Team Comic Genius and Spiritual Guru: Bill Hicks
MSK Squad
- Unverified. The chairman somehow misplaced the roster a couple of seasons ago. Louis Saha. John Something-or-other. James or Jim? Jimmy in net. Couple of useless strikers. Lots of young whipper snappers. Barton the bad boy (captain).
Goal Keepers
Chris Kirkland: (Wigan), Shay Given: (Newcastle), Cudicini (Chelsea)
Defenders
Alessandro Pist one: (Everton), Emanuel Pogatetz: (Middlesbrough), Linvoy Primus: (Portsmouth), Mikael Silvestre: (Man Utd), Moritz Volz: (Fulham), Pascal Chimbonda: (Tottenham), Richard Dunne: (Man City), Sol Campbell: (Portsmouth), Stuart Parnaby: (Middlesbrough), Wes Brown: (Man Utd)
Midfielders
Andy Reid: (Charlton), Boudewijn Zenden: (Liverpool), Darren Fletcher: (Man Utd), Hayden Mullins: (West Ham), Jermaine Jenas: (Tottenham), Joey Barton: (Man City), Mathieu Flamini: (Arsenal), Papa Bouba Diop: (Fulham), Paul Scholes: (Man Utd), John O'Shea: (Man Utd)
Strikers
Craig Bellamy: (Liverpool), Damien Duff: (Newcastle), Jason Euell: (Middlesbrough), Louis Saha: (Man Utd), Marlon Harewood: (West Ham), Nicolas Anelka: (Bolton)
Other
Dean Whitehead (Who?)
For Sale
Make me an offer & I will refuse you outright. This is an absolute law. The only way out of the Kickers is death or free transfer when you leave the league and go to play in freakin' Italy. Damn I-talians. (Not actually true... Kickers allowed Michael Carrick to go to FCB - Ed. Which is effectively death - Ed2. But he got a championship medal out of it - Ed3.)
Rhodes Rovers
Rhodes Rhovers, origionally named Rhodes Raj Rhovers, were set up in 1869 in Bombay as a croquet team. "Playing croquet" has since become a commonplace Indian colloquialism for "taking it in the arse", which dates back to the early Imperial British conquest of the indiginous people. The players are still picked depending on their ability to "play croquet", even though they compete in a football league. Some commentators have questioned this decision, but the chairman of Rhodes Rhovers, a Mr Steven Fortesque-Rhodes is adamant that the traditions of this noble club be maintained. He is said to take a personal interest in the selection of the under-16 team.
RHR Players
- Unverified
Goal Keepers
Jens Lehmann, Jussi Jaaskelainen
Defenders
Alan Stubbs, Chris Lucketti, Christian Dailly, Djimi Traore, Gary Neville, Hatem Trabelsi, Joleon Lescott, Mark Delaney, Peter Ramage, Sun Jihai, Sylvain Distin
Midfielders
Amdy Faye, Antoine Sibierski, Bryan Hughes, Edgar Davids, Gareth Barry, Lee Hendrie, Leon Osman, Matthew Holland, Phil Jagielka, Phil Neville, Sean Davis
Strikers
Andrew Johnson, Andy Cole, Bobby Zamora, Brian McBride, Dave Kitson, Kevin Doyle, Marlon King, Obafemi Martins, Solomon Kalou
Others
Adriano Leite Ribeiro, Darren Huckerby, Gary McSheffrey, Geoff Horsfield, Mateja Kežman, Michael Chopra, Michael Svensson
Sheepdog Hood XI
Chairman: Tony Virgin
Manager: Stan Collymore
Stadium: Doggers Park
Head Coach: Joey Deacon
Mascot: Bob the Dog
Celebrity Supporters: Steve "the Bronze Adonis" Beaton, Wayne Biggins [1] who achieved the remarkable feat of scoring on his league debut for Stoke in the 1-0 draw at home to West Ham United
Team Songs: "Away in a Manager, a ZFC for a Team", "That Noakes Isn't Funny Anymore" and "If You Get it in Your Eye it Can Blind You".
Players
GK
Robinson TOT
DEF
| Ferdinand MANU & Meite BOL |
| Mellberg AST & Senderos ARS |
| Upson WHAM |
MID
Bentley BLA Carsley EVE Dyer NEW Giggs MANU Huddlestone TOT Nolan BOL Pennant LIV
STR
Adebayour ARS Carew ASTV Keane TOT Klose BAYERN M Samaras MANC
Sparta Harlow*
SHW* Players
- Unverified
Goalkeepers
Dean Kiely, Jerzy Dudek
Defenders
Ashley Cole, Daniel Agger, John Terry, Ledley King, Wayne Bridge
Midfielders
Claude Makelele, David Dunn, Gary Speed, Steven Gerrard
Strikers
Henrik Pedersen, James McFadden, Lomana Tresor LuaLua, Luis Boa Morte, Paul Dickov, Robin Van Persie, Wayne Rooney
Others
Mehdi Nafti, Mikael Forssell, Steve Watson
Turnips Turnips
TNP Players
- Unverified
Goal Keepers
Brad Friedel, Edwin Van der Sar
Defenders
Benoit Assou-Ekotto, Celestine Babayaro, Danny Mills, Hermann Hreidarsson, Jonathan Spector
Midfielders
Aleksander Hleb, Kieran Richardson, Mark Gonzalez, Michael Ballack, Stelios Giannakopoulos, Trevor Sinclair
Strikers
Andriy Shevchenko, Benedict McCarthy, Guiseppe Rossi, Ji-Sung Park, Michael Owen
Others
Fernando Morientes, Jared Borgetti, Josemi, Kevin Phillips, Marcos Senna, Muzzy Izzet, Pablo Aimar, Robinho, Yaya Toure
Zusamengesetstewörteneufußballverein
Ms Mellor enjoying his/her trophy for last season.
German, 1. n., pron. Zussammen-whatever-shaft; A rare flightless bird with dull plumage. Thought to have become extinct in the 80's.
2. n., The best fantasy football team in the game Newfantasyfootball finally after 4 years of strenuous effort.
Etymology: From Quite-High German: zussamen (together) + gesetzt (put) + wörte (words) + neu (new) + Fußball (football) + Verein (Mark sucks gents).
Abbreviation: ZFC, from Zermelo–Fraenkel with Choice, a way of showing that an infinite number of dwarves can tell what colour their hats are.
Season 06-07 review
Well ZFC fans, what a year it's been! After two years of ZFC being the also rans we finally come up trumps. The new Noakes/Wolff/Cunt team seems to be working wonders, and with a league cup trophy, premiership trophy and fa cup runners up medal, its all looking good for next season. Fans player of the season: John O'Shea (sold).
Season 07-08 preview
The manager is very depressed and hates the fans and players. The reason is because the chairman is undergoing a sex change operation to finally become a man, after 20 years of lies. Even her good friends didn't know apart from the frequent foul moods and myriad hair care products. Tina will be unveiled at the conclusion of the 07/08 season and all fans are requested to politely not mention the "change". Thank you fans for your consideration.
Staff
- Chairman: Tina Mellor[2]
- Manager: Arbuthnot Cunt
- Chief Executive: John Noakes
- Director of Football: Prof. Heinz Wolff
- Coaches: Chuckle, Paul & Barry
- Goalkeeping Coach: Krankie, Jimmy
- Head Mascott: Lord Charles
- Assistant to the Head Mascott: Les Ferdinand
- Physio: Dame Edna Everage
- Head of Fan Club: Sid James
First Team:
| Cech (CHE) | |||
| Finnan (LIV) | Carvalho (CHE) | Evra (MUD) | Ferreira (CHE) |
| Fabregas (c) (ARS) | Lennon (TOT) | Downing (MID) | Taylor (POT) |
| Kuijt (LIV) | Agbolonhar (AST) | ||
Reserve Team
| Sorenson | |||
| Sagna (ARS) | Onuoha (MCY) | Hunt (BOL) | Baines (WIG) |
| Silva (ARS) | Barnes (DER) | Benayoun (LIV) | Walcott (ARS) |
| Defoe (TOT) | Mellor (PRE) | ||
The Ray Jones Memorial Team
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| Ridgewell (AST) | Paletta (LIV) | Gilbert (ARS) | Boulahrouz (SEV) |
| Solano (NEW) | O'Shea (MUD) | Diaby (ARS) | Sissoko (LIV) |
| Spencer (EVE) | Jones (QPR) | ||
Other
| Diarra, L (CHE) |
| Routledge (TOT) |
Day Job
Transfers
May 2007
Tomas Myhre FCB --> Free aka The Donkey Farm Fcb 14:30, 9 May 2007 (EDT)
Carrol SDE --> Free 14/05/07
Schwarzer SDE --> Free 14/05/07
Bates SDE --> Free 14/05/07
De Zeeuw SDE --> Free 14/05/07
Gardner SDE --> Free 14/05/07
Knight SDE --> Free 14/05/07
Gravesen SDE --> Free 14/05/07
Jensen SDE --> Free 14/05/07
Beattie SDE --> Free 14/05/07
Reyes SDE --> Free 14/05/07
June 2007
- Noe Pamarot - from ZFC to FREE (the ZFC board would like to thank Mr Pamarot for his services)
- Robbie Fowler - from ZFC to FREE (the ZFC board would like to thank Mr Fowler for his services)
- Young Po Lee - from ZFC to FREE (the ZFC board has nothing to say to Mr Lee)
- Franck Ribery - from FCB to FREE (TMWNN said "Link!")
- Lee McCulloch - from ZFC to FREE (the ZFC board said "vastly dissapointing")
- Angel - from ZFC to FREE (good luck playing for RB New York)
- The End
