SARDAR JOKES

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A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea�Im new to this city..

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Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.

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A sardarji Doctor falls
in Love with a Nurse.

He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love U sister�.

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Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the �KEY HOLE�.

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Sardar�s Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

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Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it�s really strange.
I�ve got another pair of the same at home.
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Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
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Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road�.why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office
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Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying�.
When a person asked what he was doing�.
He replied� Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar�!!!
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A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.
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Sardar-
why r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?
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How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I�ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
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Sardar proposed a girl��
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u��.
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I�ll marry u next year.
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Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, �DELIVERED�.
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Teacher: �I killed a person�
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is �u will go to jail�.
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Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it�s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.
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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:

�Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.�
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Sardar�s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..
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Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don�t worry, I have a one more.

On a romantic day sardar�s girlfriend asks him,
�Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?�
Sardar : �Ya sure, from landline or mobile�.
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Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
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Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked �what you did till evening?�
Sardar :�Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright�
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A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body�s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said �SMILE PLEASE�

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: �STUPID what r u doing?�
Sardar: B.Com final year�

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Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking�
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Phone Book
A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!" The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."

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Cows Don't Fly
A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him. The Sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly."

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