The Ministry of Homeland Defense

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The Minsitry of Homeland Defense is the government agency charged with protecting the borders of the Small Island Nation from unwanted penetration by foreign governments, pirates, smugglers, pods of migrating whales, unfriendly-looking stormclouds, and Scientologists. To perform this mission, the ministry trains, equips, and controls the Small Island Nation Homeland Defense Corps. In times of war, the ministry is responsible for providing organizationa, logistical, and clerical support for the Armed Forces of the Small Island Nation.