UC: humor

Misc

UC stands for Under Construction

GC stands for Gamers Complaining

Terrans are better known as "hoo-manss"

In the Oort system all worlds are so cold marauders keep their hands in their own pockets!

Collective leaders are better known as "us". Which includes you! Aren't you happy for shared leadership and those shiny new implants?

Guardians are also known for not farting, either.

Virals have arrested 6 illegal aliens at the border today, and let them go after seizing their immune system - as per zero tolerance policy.

Aspha miners? What's that, said the newbie, who happened to be an A. miner. (-;

-You quit work, and try to live off your empire

-Tell the cops raiding isn't against the law, you can't get banned from the game for it

-Wonder if viral females are as mind-boggingly addictive as they say

-Own your own capsule lab, trying to fuse a multi-vitamins from separate vitamins

-Can recall Stephen's last name, the color of his cat, and the date of the very first bug fix.

-Assume certain bug fixes are coming anytime soon ("soon" as in "continental drift is really quick").

-Joined a fanatical anti-Metos group for irrational reasons

-Joined a fanatical pro-Metos group for irrational reasons

-Joined a Metos watchdog

-Plan to take 254 courses in college then stop

-Have 254 of every artifact, just in case

-Tried to hack into the game server for artifact fusing formulas

-Your biological clock tells you when to activate the space programs just in time, even if you have to do it sleepwalking or interrupt sex!

-Four words: UC widow support group

-You let your cat without food for a year because you only expected it to purr 80% less but live on

-You wrote more than one mission, and they is now part of the game but you didn't even get a free paid account or a T-shirt!

-Dig your backyard and hope for a gordo...

-You ask people to punch you so you can have "Damage Protection" and you think you can now pat that rabid dog