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When Mommy is bored...

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Episode 5
When Mommy is bored...
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Zi wants beer.
Blogger rockindanceteacher
Date Posted 08/18/07
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Length 3:31
Description This is what happens when daddy works three 16 hour days and leaves us home with no money and no gas.
Location(s) Zi's house
Youtube Tags Ziola
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When Mommy is bored... ( Ziola)

When Mommy is bored... is the 5th video by Ziola. The daughter has been dubbed: "Little Zi."

Transcript

Overlay: When mommy is bored...the whole world has to deal with it. Sorry, guys!

(Cut to Zi and Little Zi. Zi's hair is down, she's wearing a white jacket, salmon shirt and glasses, and she is grinning at Little Zi. Little Zi is looking at the camera like, "We're doing this again...". Little Zi is sporting a white cami and blue sleeveless shirt. Her lips are very very red. There are swords or something on the wall.)

Zi: (to camera) So heere is Ziola, and it's our before picture. Little Zi did her own makeup today, so she's got some fantastic lipstick on, we'll probably fix that after we curl her hair, because we've decided that we have to have and afternoon of beauty. (Grins at Little Zi.) Don't we?

Little Zi: Yeah.

Zi: (grinning widely at camera) Yeah...So we're gonna curl our hair... (Motions to hair.) What else are we gonna do? Do our makeup...(Motions to her face, Little Zi is watching mom in the camera and nods.) Maybe our nails... (Holds out hands to show nails, Little Zi nods.) Afternoon of beauty? (Little Zi nods.) Spoil ourselves?

Little Zi: Yes.

Zi: Yes. (Smiles.) Does that sound like fun? (Smiles at camera.)

Little Zi: Yes.

Zi: Yeah? So...here are our 'Before' pictures. (motions and Little Zi and herself.) Messy, all funky with the lipstick...Here's mama's before picture, kinda foofy ugly hair today...No makeup on, because (pulls face) it's Saturday, and we went nowhere, and...I don't care. (Little Zi laughs, and Zi makes a face.) I look goood... (Little Zi laughs more.) Mama is beauteeous.

Little Zi: Can I hold it?

Zi: You wanna hold it? (Looks behind.)

Little Zi: Yeah.

Zi: Okay. (Helps Little Zi hold the camera.) So give us a big smile. (Smiles, and Little Zi smiles.) And say, "We'll be back!"

Little Zi: (with same inflection as mom) We'll be back!

Zi: All riiight! (whispers) Love you.

Little Zi: (aloud) Looove y'all!

Zi: (to camera) Awww, good job buddy! (kisses Little Zi on cheek) We'll be back.

(Zi and Little Zi wave to camera.)

Overlay: 6 hours later...Just kidding...more like 15 minutes :)

(Cut to Zi and Little Zi on the couch.)

Zi: And heere's Little Zi and Mommy, post-beauty-makover...We have...(shows Little Zi's hair, which is curly) curly hair...Momma's rockin the bad 80's hair...(Makes a face.) She can't help it.

Little Zi: (Looking at Zi's hair.) Why didn't you...

Zi: I did curl it, and it just automatically goes to bad 80's hair. (Wry grin.)

Little Zi: I think mine is still curled. (Pulls a strand in front of face to make sure.)

Zi: Well, cuz you're younger and...prettier, and (flips Little Zi's hair) all that stuff. (Looks glumly at camera. Little Zi smiles.)

Little Zi: Yeah.

Zi: Yeah. (Motions to face) And we have makeup on... (To Little Zi) Close your eyes. (Little Zi puckers, then closes eyes to show eyeshadow.) Oh, look, she was givin' you the pucker face. See the...(demonstrates pucker face.) Do the kiss face. (Little Zi puckers and kisses.) Aw, yeeeah. (Little Zi moves away.) Where you goin'? Get over here! (Little Zi laughs and moves closer, gives mom one of the cutest hugs in the annals of history.) Aww... (hugs back) I love you too. (They kiss.) We bestest friends? (Zi is looking at Little Zi, Little Zi at the camera.)

Little Zi: (emphatically) Yes.

Zi: Forever?

Little Zi: Yes.

Zi: Good. All right--

Little Zi: Bye-byee!

Zi:--this is what happens when Daddy works 3 16-hour shifts in a row... (Laughs and nods.) We get bored easy! 'Specially when he doesn't leave us with allowance. (Pulls accusing face, then shakes head. Little Zi imitates her.) No allowance. No fun.

Little Zi: Nah...

Zi: So awful.

Little Zi: Mmm.

Zi: We were heartbroken. (Little Zi nods.) Stuck in the house. With no gas, and no money. (Sad face.) My money's--

Little Zi: (to camera) You come baack from woork!

Zi: (grins) WITH MONEY! And beer. (nods wisely)

Little Zi: Wiith his own beer! By his-self! And...and only he'll come back with coke! (Zi gives the camera a look.)

Zi: Look, I want beer.

Little Zi: Huh?

Zi: I want beer.

Little Zi: (looks at her for a moment, then turns to camera.) Why don't you call him and tell him that?

Zi: I think I will. (They laugh, Little Zi headpalms and stands.) All right guys, we love you!

Little Zi: Love you too!

Zi: We'll see you later!

(They blow kisses.)

Notes

  • Apparently Zi never got her beer.

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