Yanni
From BluWiki
Occasionally a man is born for a purpose. Yanni is such a man and his purpose is to idle in indie. Nobody said that the purposes were ever going to be particularly cool.
A comic book reading nerd. He photoshops his pictures to hide his pale skin and acne. Hits on all the girls of indie, and in a very creepy fashion.
Indeed if Indie was a figment of anyones Imagination, It seems unlikely that it could belong to anyone elses but yanni.
[Loss Leader] If enough people believe in yanni , it makes him true
[yanni] darlingclementine : You're fucking beutiful. Yes we are all twisted fucks probably that hang here but not all are ugly or over the hill. If I were to have you for just one night I would do nothing but be a tool for you sexually to do whatever you wanted with. Hell I'd even settle for just telling you over and over how beutiful you are and that you make sure that you get a bf that truelly deserves you. Seriously, your eyes are out of this world.
[yanni] I think the first time that bitch told me she doesn't like giving blowjobs I laughed and tried to poke it in her mouth again, thinking it was a joke
[yanni] I've had girls just sit and stare at my dick for hours on end
[yanni] being in college, living with my mom, getting pussy in the bedroom next to hers.. that was the life
[yanni] IM LOOKING FOR A SERIOUS GF, LONG TERM COMMINTMENT ONLY....... IF YOU HAVE ISSUES WITH POSESSIVE NATURE OR JEALOUSY THEN DONT BOTHER........ IF YOU HOWEVER ARE A COOL CHICK WITH A NICE RACK, AND IS READY TO SETTLE DOWN LONG-TERM AND GETS TURNED ON WHEN A DUDE BEATS UP ANOTHER DUDE FOR YOUR HONOR, PLEASE PRESS 12
[yanni] HAS ANYBODY EVER PUT A GUY IN THE HOSPITAL FOR YOU
[yanni] BECAUSE I PROBABLY WILL
[yanni] is this one of those questions where you say I have aids.....
[yanni] one time I had sex with this girl so deep that her uterus was damaged and she could never have children again
[yanni] I won't claim I have had sex with thousands of women, but I've had at least hundreds
[yanni] it's better to just add them and hope they will bump into you one day in town, and say hey you're on my myspace!, and then you fuck her
[yanni] anybody got shit to say to me, do it now
[yanni] I'll give you one free shot
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[yanni] that's what I fucking thought
[yanni] the key to being a soulseek legend like me is to dominate everyone and every thing immediately, never let your guard down for an instant, and to always expect the unexpected
[yanni] just last week I had sex with this chick that was really hot, we had sex inside my indoor swimming pool
[yanni] while I had a private laser show playing, one that was a recreation of the scene of the siege of helm's deep from lord of the rings
[yanni] I penetrated her body at the exact moment that the orcs penetrated the outer defenses of the fortress
[yanni] the truth is, I've been having sex with 77% of teenage girls, unprotected
[yanni] I don't want to be an object for you fucking freaks to chuckle at
On Ugly Betty:
[yanni] GLASSES + BRACES + DORKY CLOTHES = BARF FEST.... GET THIS LOSER AWAY FROM ME
[kurt182] LETS START A WAR!!!
[yanni] START A WAR BETWEEN YOUR DICK AND YOUR ASSHOLE AND SEE WHO SQUIRTS FIRST.
[yanni] I got a realdoll torso so I don't really worry about getting pussy anymore
[yanni] I thought I would miss real sex but I didn't
[yanni] I agree I think it's sick and a reflection of your own character to judge others based on superficial appearances!
